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"Wonder had gone away, and he had forgotten that all life is only a set of pictures in the brain, among which there is no difference betwixt those born of real things and those born of inward dreamings, and no cause to value the one above the other." --H.P. Lovecraft, The Silver Key
Scott (of Scott's Thoughts) and I waiting for the metal madness. |
Damn this was good... but probably not $18.25 good. |
(Editor’s note: Scott’s Thoughts are occasional guest posts penned by my friend Scott. And by occasional, I mean, once every sixteen years or so. You might recall the prior entry in this series, a list of his top 3 Arnold movies, Stallone movies, and heavy metal albums. Today is a more reflective post. I hope you enjoy it. Please stay tuned for part 3 expected sometime in 2040).
Back by popular demand..... Scott's Thoughts! Something you don't need or want, but here we go!
Today's thought concerns sincerity.
When you're down in the dumps, you need Scott's Thoughts to Cool You Off! --Paul Stanley (probably) |
To me the difference between Kiss and AC/DC is sincerity.
Murph and I have discussed before how Kiss was going through the motions the last 15 years of their touring career. It reeks of a money grab. AC/DC continues to put out albums and tour, yet it seems like they truly enjoy it. Actor Michael Caine at least had the guts to admit that the only reason he did Jaws the Revenge was because his mother needed a new house! You can't fake sincerity, or at least you shouldn't.
Over the next eight months Murph and I are going to see three concerts: Judas Priest, Metallica, and Iron Maiden. Three bands who would never be mistaken for young, yet all three are still producing new material. As Murph recently reviewed, the new Priest album is incredible! If you don't enjoy the newer Maiden progressive trend, that's fine, but I haven't heard of them being accused of going through the motions. Some bands like to experiment and try new things over the course of their career (Maiden, Rush) while others stay the same yet still kick ass (AC/DC). I'm OK with all of it (even though I prefer early Rush).
Once I perceive a band to lose sincerity, I'm out. Stay Sincere!
That’s all for now, time to watch Jaws the Revenge.
The first time I saw Black Sabbath live was on the Ozzfest tour, Mansfield MA, June 1997.
27 years ago.
Black Sabbath released its debut album, the self-titled Black Sabbath, in 1970.
27 years prior to Ozzfest.
That means, Sabbath had the same distance from its earliest days playing clubs in Birmingham to that warm June night in 1997 as I do, right now.
Ozzy was 49 years old then, a year younger than I am now.
Kind of mind blowing.
What made me just think of this bit of ephemera, other than it came to me in the shower and compelled me to fire off an inconsequential blog post? What does it matter?
Don't ask me, I don't know.
False metal cowers before this shield. |
The boys from Birmingham haven’t let me down, yet. Heck I even like Turbo.
Could they do it again?
Yes they can, and they have. Rob Halford is 72 years old and this is JP’s 19th studio album. They’ve earned the right to do nothing, even coast on mediocrity… but they’re still bringing the heat.
Really, the new album is a marvel.
If you’re a true fan you’ve probably already read the reviews. Invincible Shield is about as good as the press it’s getting. I say “about” because I still perhaps enjoy Firepower a bit more, but that might be because I’ve listened to it far longer. I need a new more spins of the new disc before I decide.
It’s way better than I hoped.
I was trying to think of how to review the album and honestly, there’s not much I can say that hasn’t already been said. Though I have said something, and you will find that below. I lack the technical music vocabulary to be a good music critic. I know what I like (classic metal) and Invincible Shield is it.
What you might not have heard so much about (at least I haven’t, though admittedly haven’t gone digging, either) is the lyrical content of the opening track, “Panic Attack.” Which to me is a brilliant critique of almost everything that’s wrong with the world today.
(note: if you don’t want to hear this semi-rant and just get the review skip to the section break)
I actually think there isn’t nearly as much wrong with the world today as we believe there is. With one massive exception. The internet.
Judas Priest isn’t necessarily known for its thoughtful lyrical content as compared to say, Iron Maiden. Priest is more apt to write up tempo rockers, songs about motorbikes on the highway, powerful metal warriors, or gay sex (I love “Eat Me Alive” BTW, no bigotry here).
But of course Priest can write thoughtful stuff from time to time, and “Panic Attack” is one of these songs. I’m not saying it’s Neil Peart level lyrical content, but it is an on-point critique of the internet fueled panic that I believe is the root cause for the high rates of teenage anxiety and depression, and adult political division, we’re seeing today.
Really, are things actually worse today than they were in say, 1940? Or 1860? Or 1660? Do you actually believe this?
You know the answer. They’re not.
We are wealthier, healthier, in almost every measure today than we have been at every point in our history. But I don’t blame you if you don’t agree. You’ve been programmed to think that way.
So have I. So have we all.
Yes, we have problems today. I’m not making light of foreign wars, terrorism, global warming, bad politicians, inflation, on and on.
But what you don’t hear about are the rapid elimination of poverty. Medical improvements. We’re wealthier, better fed, live longer lives, with higher IQs (YouTube comments to the contrary).
But we’ve all been deluded by the virtual reality we live in, which is rapidly becoming reality. At least in our minds.
If everyone in the U.S. had a cellphone in 1863, or 1918, we would not to be able to get out of bed. We’d be watching thousands slaughtered on the battlefields of the South, or dying in the millions from the Spanish Flu.
Things aren’t great all over, there is cause for alarm… but the world is getting better overall. But our mindsets? Worse.
I always say when you’re looking for an answer to a complex problem, follow the $. Bad news attracts eyeballs, it’s part of our flawed human nature, so news outlets and independent creators on YouTube focus on telling these stories and sewing division to get more ad revenue. The platforms want you to spend every waking hour on them, and reward that behavior.
Politicians know they get airtime when they sling mud or label everything a crisis, or describe the outcome of every election with the solemn intonement “our democracy hangs in the balance.”
We’re so reduced to soundbites that this is what passes for thoughtful discourse.
The result is an endless supply of apocalypse. On call, 24-7, on your mobile phone. A twisted funhouse mirror on what is actually real, the world outside your window. Until, as Halford sings, “there’s no way left to tell what’s right from wrong.” Unless you “disconnect the system.”
We all need to put our phones down and touch grass. I hate that fucking phrase but there you go.
Division sells. We’re doing this to ourselves, fueled by a constant stream of technology driven negativity. The winners are Google and Apple and TikTok and Facebook.
The Priest has exposed this problem with “Panic Attack.”
The clamour and the clatter
of incensed keys
Can bring a nation to its knees
On the wings of a lethal icon
Bird of prey (aside: is this a Twitter reference?)
It’s a sign of the times when
bedlam rules
When the masses condone
pompous fools
And the scales of justice tip
in disarray
The good news is that I see some signs of people pushing back on this, booing AI for example, which is as inhuman and fake as it gets.
The actual album review
As for the album? Short review: It kicks ass.
Longer review? It kicks serious fucking ass.
The first time I heard it, I was like OK, “Panic Attack” is killer. Now how about “The Serpent and the King?”
That destroys too. I like it even better. Might be my favorite song on the album. At least at the moment. The guitar behind the chorus mimics the sway of a serpent, I swear. Love it.
Now we’ve got “Invincible Shield.” Title track, so it’s got to be good… and yep it is. It’s awesome.
Surely it must let up at “Devil in Disguise.” Or “Gates of Hell.”
Nope, and nope. If you’re keeping track at home that’s five fucking straight songs of all killer, no filler, for a metal band whose first album, Rocka Rolla, came out FIFTY YEARS AGO. “Gates of Hell” might even be my favorite track on the album.
I even really like song six, “Crown of Horns.” It’s a melodic, slow tempo song, but we NEED it here, to break up the metal destruction. You can only take getting your ass kicked so much.
OK finally, things let up a bit with song seven, “As God is my Witness.” But it’s good.
The rest of the album is uniformly good, even if it doesn’t rise to the height of the first half. But “Giants in the Sky” is wonderful, would make for a terrific coda to Priest’s career and the end of the metal era (“homage to the legends ‘til the better end, leaving such a legacy my friends.”)
Giants indeed.
Overall, the production and sound of the album is a 10/10. Halford can still sing (and he’s not what he was circa 1974-87, but who is?). Richie Faulkner is a guitar hero. I’m incredibly pleased with it, and happier yet I’ll be seeing these guys next month and will get to hear some of it, live.
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